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Abruised: adjective; bruised during the course of physical abuse. "My baby daddy beat on me and now I'm abruised."

A'ight: adjective; doing well, okay. "I do a little of this and that and I do a'ight, your honah."

Argacity: noun; The quality of being audacious. "My roommate had the argacity to sleep with my baby daddy so I bleached her clothes."

Axe: verb; Request. "He axed me to bail him out of jail."

Baby Daddy: noun; a man who randomly fathers children but does not support them. "I don't get no child support from my baby daddy."

Beaucoodles: adj, Fr; A semi-French version of many; multiples. See? I have beaucoodles of emails that troll sent me!

Bickerment: verb; to have a disagreement. We just had a bickerment over the rent payment, your honor.

bicker-backer: verb; to bicker back and forth. We continued to bicker-backer until she finally got me the cell phone.

Blogus: adjective; Not genuine. Fake. "Her claims that I injured her are blogus."

Borrow: verb; to have loaned someone something. I was broke, so she borrowed me $200 to pay my bail.

Boughten: verb; to have purchased something. He boughten me the engagement ring, so it's mine to keep!

Confruntated: verb; as in 'I don't put up with being confruntated' (confronted, if you couldn't tell by the context).

Conversate: verb; to have a conversation. After we conversated, she finally got me a cell phone.

Despairing: transitive verb; to speak slightingly about. "I never made no despairing remarks about my ex."

Disregard: transitive verb; To dispose of or discard. "The cell phone was busted so I disregarded it."

Entitle: transitive verb; Obligated. "I didn't feel entitled to pay the child support your honor."

Explicited: adj; to take nude pictures. He posted those explicited photos of me on his MySpace page.

Exuberant: adj; Large amount. "He axed me to co-sign for his car since he knew I had an exhuberant amount of credit."

Fraudulate: verb; to commit a fraud, to cheat someone. He fraudulated me out of my money!

Furiation: adj; to be mad. When I realized my boyfriend would never pay back the load, I had a furiation.

Furnitured: adj; when an apartment or home is furnished. He told me the place was furnitured!

Had went: verb; Went. "Me and him had went to the pawn shop so I could get back my ring that I previously pawnded."

Hurted: transitional verb(?); Was painful. "She bit my pinky off during the physical altercation and it really hurted."

Like-ded: verb; Was fond of. "I bought that $300 cellphone with my SSI because I like-ded it."

Making amendments: verb; to make up; bury the hatchet. "They used to argue some but then they made amendments and were getting along okay."

Non-transfundable: noun; A purchase that can be neither transferred to another party nor refunded. "Them airline tickets was non-transfundable!"

Numerous of times. adj; phrase Many. "He called me numerous of times and harassed me."

Over-tempered: adjective; Very angry. "I beat her up in parking lot cause she had a frickin' nerve sleeping with my boyfriend and I got over-tempered."

Pacific: adjective; Particular. "Your honor, he said he wanted that pacific cell phone."

Pawnded: verb, past tense; when one has pawned an item. After I pawnded the engagement ring, I paid my rent.

Physical Altercation: noun; Skank 'hoes beating the crap out of each other over a worthless man. "We had a physical altercation and she bust me in my lip." (A phrase pronounced correctly but that has only one meaning on JJ so I included it.)

Presently: adverb; in the past. "I was presently being evicted at that time."

Repeative: adj; recurrent. "Her boyfriend is a repeative customer."

Revengual: adj; to take revenge. After we had splitten up, he took revengual on me and keyed my car.

Revengeful: adj, variant of revengual. She only keyed my car because she was revengeful.

Seen: verb, past tense; to have seen. I seen my boyfriend out with her, so I keyed his car.

Spendy: noun; expensive. "He axed me to buy him a new cell phone and it was spendy."

Splitten: adj; when a couple has broken up. After we had splitten up, he still owed me for rent.

Supposably: adverb; purportedly. "Supposably he paid the cell phone bill with the money I borrowed him."

Squashed their beef: Verb; Resolved an argument. "Him and me squashed our beef over me totaling his car."

Tooken: verb, past tense; to have taken. I woke up to see he had tooken the keys and trashed my car.

Verbal words: noun; argument. "Him and me had verbal words."

Verbital agreement: noun; oral contract. "Her and me had a verbital agreement."

Vindiction: noun; syn. anger "She left me so I went over and shot her dog out of pure vindiction."

Honorable Mention:

RIGORMORTIS STEW: noun; A meal consisting of non-fresh roadkill, prepared by "Deliverance" cast clones. "I never et none of that rigormortis stew!"